Le Crush #52: Mr. Noka Kikulu
Real name: unknown (perhaps this is your real name? i only know you as Noka or Matty)
I am an animal, you are an animal, that was the best shoot in the world. JR is a legend, maybe he’ll be my next crush. Anyway this is about YOU, not him. Damn you’re hot, and so funny. I regularly attend parties at The Woods/Townhall/gin/alex theatre/pretty much anywhere downtown jozi or greenside, it’s easy to accidentally bump into you that way (although u been quiet on the promo front as of late, neh?). Best was that night at scream|dirty|love (the valentine’s ball) – i was convinced that that would be the night, being Valentines, that I could ‘get to know you a bit better’ if u know what i mean… but alas, it was not to be (not yet, anyway). How could i NOT love your love of all things debaucherous? it makes me depressed knowing i’m not as hardcore as you; I so wish I was.






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September 13, 2010 at 8:28 am
florence
yeah he is hot.
if you like liars, thieves, drug dealers,shitty promoters and dick heads.
could not think of a worse choice.
im so disappointed in lecrush
November 15, 2011 at 1:04 am
Jess!ca
hilarious…..
September 18, 2010 at 12:02 pm
mattsuttner
bahahahaha