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LeCrush #74 : Mr. Andrew Kai
All the pretty girls in Cape Town, all the pretty girls in Portobello Road, all the pretty girlsin Sri Lanka, and all the pretty girls in the whole Southeast Asia wait with baited breath for Andrew Kai to smile at them. The extent of your free love-sharing switches my jealous button to fullspeed…why can the world have you and not I (we/they/him/she)? Seriously Andrew…what’s a Cold Turkey Sunday without accidentally bumping asscheeks on the pebbles? What’s an exhibition opening in corners of biscuit mills without faking conversation as a guise to straying eyes as they decipher faraway Test Kitchen chef faces? What’s a Museum Gallery opening without ascending that staircase hoping it’s your eyes straying up my skirt? With both you and DC away….ag DC Schmeecee. You, Mr Kai, will produce prettier babes with me than he. That lil smile o yours does terrible things to my insides *shudders. COME FRIGGIN HOME
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