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Le Crush #43: Mr. Dan Patlansky
I constantly tell myself ”don’t forget this name…don’t forget this name….” (not that i need reminding) but your voice is almost always echoing through my head and those guitar riffs…damn. I can’t actually watch another gig of yours, it’s too much for this being to handle. I also can’t actually say much about you – you’re a tough one to stalk, and of all the girlfriends out there I wouldn’t want to upset Gisela. I’ve only had the pleasure of meeting you once through a mutual friend, and even though u had a teensy weensy bit of haartjies sticking out of the fall of your open shirt (dude, get a wax), I found you instantly delectable. I also think your hair looks a lot better now that its shorter..it’s so unfortunate for such a pretty face to be obscured by dangling gremlin hairs all the time. In fact, hair is a funny thing. In my opinion, you should wax the chest/back, keep the top trimmed to relative ear length, and grow a small beard. But that’s just the opinion of LeCrush. Although i’m wary of enquiring too much about you from this mutual friend of ours, lest he/she starts to put two and three together… all I can say, to anyone reading this is, GET YOURSELF OVER TO ONE OF DAN’S GIGS AND LET HIS TALENT KNOCK YOU DOWN.
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