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Le Crush #30 : Dylan Muhlenberg
this took some time to decide. dylanM vs. dylanC…..dylanGQ vs. dylanVICE……dylanMULE vs. dylanCOOLTRAIN….MARRIEDdylan vs. SINGLEdylan. hhm.
I don’t read GQ, but i prefer it to the pretentious kak that is the SA excuse for viceMag (SORRY VICE, actually i’ll take that back – you do highly entertain and provide a great read, even if you’ve left my IQ in the cupboard and succeed stupendously at making me feel shit about myself because me and my friends have NOT been snapped by we-are-awesome as many times as Ian Jepson, no matter what i said in this post)>>>tangent. MarriedDylan, I don’t give a shit if you’re angry, jealous, old, married with a love child and suffering from gerontophobia (according to your many interweb friends) – I follow your writing for the sole reason that it is effing class and whispers directly to my heart, and i totally emphathise with u and Jack Parow – people tune me i’m fukd up all the time – it happens when you tell ppl what they don’t wanna hear.
All them wankers on your Mahala article slagging u for slagging them is even funnier than some douche honestly thinking ppl will be believe he’s The Real Johnny Clegg making comments for you (or am i the douche that got that totally wrong?). I used to read LevisMusicMag but i’m bored with it, so i start my mornings with a Mahala coffee, hoping to catch a new article from u. I can’t hope to accidentally bump into you out ‘n about since your beautiful little lovechild arrived, but i’ll still keep a lookout for that sexy tache and ripped tats at Assembly gigs and trendsetting to-do’s. Beleza breakfast on saturday? i can stalk you and Michael Lumby in one meal. Yum.
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