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Dear Tunet,

I think I like you. I like that you like Johnny and Peach. So do I. In fact, I’ve even met them in the flesh. But these days I think I like Paul more. Yes, let’s hang out sometime. I would like to come round to your place, but unfortunately your city is far far away from mine. Perhaps one day we can meet in the middle. On my middle? Or your middle. I have a pretty bellybutton.

All my love,

LeCrush

Readers, click here to read Miss Jordaan’s post: Quirkyindacool

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How the F am I supposed to concentrate on ANYthing…when I can follow this every day?

Dear Johnny, James, Tim, Pat and Gerdus,

I love you all.

That is all.

Le Crush #33 : Mr. Johnny Kotze

Aka. Johnny Neon

Aka. a pretty good artiste

Self-proclaimed pop culture nightmares meets electrotrash vintronic sex-deathpop music to make yo shoes sqeak. Fuck me that line makes me flatout wet. Love what you’re doing, love how you do it. Do u know I get to stalk you, Ben Rausch and Shane at most of the same parties in Jozi. I must thank you guys for this – it does help my wallet covert charges. This city weren’t as happy as it used to be when you left in 2006, but we’re happy this week. Not only did i get to catch u at Fiction the other night (ah, heaven) but i can drool at you bopping along friday night at Albert Hall…followed by Lucky!! Fuckin Yay!!! do it again.

ps. sorry markie for scratching you out below – believe me, i like you a lot more than that tasha lady who you used to be able to see above, but this post is about johnny not you.

you are the this-many-eth person to share my crushes

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