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Le Crush #53: Mr. Markus Smit
Aka. Markus Wormstorm
Aka. Mawkus Womstowm
Aka. self-proclaimed lovechild of Autechre & Miriam (Makeba)
Dear Markus,
I never thought this day would come. What day? I hear you ask. Today, I say. The day I find out… that you and I are really, really REALLY not meant to be (for real). Following you from Constructus to Real Estate to Spoek sidekick to now; from the rooftops of the suburbs to the rooftops of east city; all the while dissing your height and your bright blue manwagon in playful teasing, I was positive your attitude towards me was the same as that blue-eyed wonder in Standard 1 with the eraser-spittoon-bombs. Maar…die lewe het mos ander planne. Enjoy matrimony you little lovemuffins (kiss kiss), and please invite me for dinner soon.
Love,
LeCrush
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