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you. are. beautiful.
but those eyes….need to be alookin in my direction.
Dear Tunet,
I think I like you. I like that you like Johnny and Peach. So do I. In fact, I’ve even met them in the flesh. But these days I think I like Paul more. Yes, let’s hang out sometime. I would like to come round to your place, but unfortunately your city is far far away from mine. Perhaps one day we can meet in the middle. On my middle? Or your middle. I have a pretty bellybutton.
All my love,
LeCrush
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Giggle at this, dear readers. Living proof that I/we is/are not the only stalker/s around. Daily clickthroughs to this blog come straight from the Googlemeister, and I’m lucky enough to see what terms are leading ya’ll here. Many go for the straight kill – “Le Crush 100″ – but ain’t it cute how many wee stalkers are out there looking for beef on Tim, Khune, Johnny, Justin, ‘nicolaas van reenen haezer‘ (that’s an interesting one, seeing that they’re 2 different people, dimwit), and the best ‘!ohfuckmenow!!’ hahaha. So ladies and gents, I/we are not the only stalker/s, we are merely the only one/s crazy stupid honest enough to admit it.
WHO ARE YOU?
I want your babies.
I’ll let you win the table, just to challenge you again.
Why the fuck have I never met you before?
I want your babies.
After writing all that and almost pressing ‘publish’ I am overtaken once again by your mysterious yet cheeky, sexy appeal. Angel, you could take Johnny (Depp / Kotze?) into a ring and beat him with the pretty stick, and win. That neckpiece belongs on my tongue. Screw Andre Leo, you are my new gorgeous mysterious soldier angel guy. I vow to not rest until i find you and break up that sweet relationship you most probably inhabit. Paul Ward, I call on you to introduce me to this angel. Oh fuck me now I could eat off that chest.
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