LeCrush featured on Quirkykindacool

Dear Tunet,

I think I like you. I like that you like Johnny and Peach. So do I. In fact, I’ve even met them in the flesh. But these days I think I like Paul more. Yes, let’s hang out sometime. I would like to come round to your place, but unfortunately your city is far far away from mine. Perhaps one day we can meet in the middle. On my middle? Or your middle. I have a pretty bellybutton.

All my love,

LeCrush

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Le Crush 067: PR

Le Crush #67: Mr. Paul Ressel

Aka. Paul Rez

Aka. The Humanizer

Oh Paulie, Pauilie…how I miss thee, and thy musical shows. London hast stolen thou, come hither… to mine open loihnes. Thou were-est the friendliest being to grace such deprived scenes as those seen at the likes of Zula Sound Bar, The Bin, The Independent Arnchair Theatre and The Hub, where-est every other being portrayed such arrogance-ness, and thou were none but lovely. Your Where’s Wally t-shirt brings back fondest memories of Humanizer pleasantries. In fact, thou musical talent doth not only rival, but clearly outshine that of Mr Markus Wormstorm and Mr Felix Laband, minus the arrogance and reek of THC rising from behind a DJ booth. You would look fantastic in Ali G’s banana suit, in fact, you’re so fantastic you’re definitely the prettiest thing in Lark, and by the way…wtf is Sean in this photo?