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Le Crush #44 : Mr. Philip Erasmus
Aka. one of 3 in Thieve
Mr Erasmus, you are one personality I could bottle and sell for a lot of money. What ya say? We could be business partners…except you’ll have to tame that dirty mouth of yours. I can count in one 10pack of cigarettes the amount of people who are featured on sites like We Are Awesome many many times and don’t have their heads stuck up their asses. You’re the leader of that pack. I’m glad you’re back from your Europe tour, Cape Town missed your creative silliness – we need people like you. I’m not even trying to butter u up for our imminent coital embrace, I are telling no lies. You live in a very sociable house, play in a famous band and are quite the little butterfly, so it’s easy enough to stalk you and enjoy your tache-no-more any time I feel the need. Please dump your amazing girlfriend and come live in my room? pretty please?
(thanks Dapper Dylan for the photo)
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