Le Crush 063: SP

Le Crush 063: Mr. Simon Pocock

Aka. Simon Deporres

So here in the midst of my Asian Persuasion, I see your cuteness spread all over the Biscuit Mill and totally get my little heart into a ginger spin to the point that i reckon if my X chromosomes had to tangle themselves up in your Y’s and we can made beautiful ginger, blonde or brunette kiddies, we’d bring them up well enough not to join these clowns (quite honestly I think they’re capable of doing more harm for ginger folk than Pride has done for SA’s gay community). I mean, seriously…blondes have been annihilated for years, and if these ginger ninja’s as they call themselves keep making such a fuss of being ginger, the next thing we know south africans will be locked up for not crossing on a zebra. Tangent over, i can’t help loving any dude who rocks a beetle.