Le Crush 057 : The Ringrose Bros

Right people i’ve been tossing this one round in the noggen for weeks….A / S / D..?? The baby or the middle child or the married older brother?? andy/simon/duncan????? i like them all so much…in my own (their own) unique way (and they got a pretty flippen cool mom too) so lets just prepare a big ol ringrose salad and toss them all round with a sprinklin of seasoned lecrush. YUM

LeCrush 57.1 : Andrew Ringrose

Young sir, you may have some time before you reach the elegance, grace, charm and the general good manners usually associated with looking over the quarter-century hill (and which your brothers have near-perfected), but that don’t take away the fact that you’re cute and talented. Now don’t let that blow yer liddle head up even further….stick around innie Moederstad a while longer, tings are better here. Wham. Play nice.

LeCrush 57.2 : Simon Ringrose

I’m so overly jealous you got to see The Brian Jonestown Massacre on Euro tour (followed every step on Dont Party). In fact, I followed pretty much every step of your career since meeting you and Your Friend Markus all them years ago amidst the small CT electronic music scene. It’s so hard to find someone with your drive, talent, *tick *tick *tick all the good stuff (yeah u got it all). Cheekybones are itching to punt something snarky and smartish here, but somehow I’d rather take you seriously and give u credit where it’s musically and physically due (although, if u ever fancy a raucous lag…don’t hesitate) (please) (pretty please)

LeCrush 57.3 : Duncan Ringrose

There’s a few situations that get a girl ticking every time: man with puppy on beach = TICK. Man with gargling offspring sporting blonde curls and happy eyes = TICK. And then you GOT MARRIED too. Extra TICK. Yeah, so she’s gorgeous and so is your lovechild (what’s the trend??) but DANG. Cuteness aside, you done so much for local muso’s, and you’re just….flipping COOL – hats off man.

ps. Dear Mama Ringrose, please be proud.