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Le Crush 32: Tyron Kuypers
Aka. Bruce Willis
Hot diggidy dawg. How can you be so cool and yet such a friggin friendly guy?! You totally don’t match the CTCKs that Dylan Muhlenberg hates so much, and that makes you very special indeed. When i/us/it first met you and found out you were from Hout Bay, i/we/it was/were perplexed. That’s very, very far away from the city. However, Le Crush shall not let as mere a hurdle as Distance stop him/her/it/them from true stalkingness. This determination fuelled an attempt to get in with the Edward Street crowd, if only to hope you’d be at the same parties as they. Friends never questioned my/our/it’s request to drive the long way round to Llundadno and stop for fish and chips at Lookout Deck on the way. Now all I/we/it can do is go to your parties. Friday night, perhaps?
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