LeCrush 051 : UdW

Le Crush #51: Mr. Uno de Waal

You’re based in Joburg which is pretty sad as I can’t stumble across you quite as much as I would like, but luckily times they are a-changing and flights they are a-cheaper so I come to jozi quite a lot and you, my dear Uno, bless our CT shores with your childlike smile all to often (hooray!). You’re that guy I love to go to exhibitions for and pretend to be impressed by. You’re the guy I hope to tell my friends at big parties when i accidentally bump into you at the bar (a close bump, i might add , “that’s the dude that runs 10and5!!” and they’re always like, “oh he’s so cute, how do you know him? is he single?!” and I’ll be like, “Oh u know how i roll… i think he’s still single last time i checked, but he’s MINE bitches, hands off”. Jy’s TE oulik, meneer.